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Hmm..pretty true...

*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

*SHOPPING MATH*

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can't find her man.

*LONGEVITY*

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.