Stewie Griffin

Adorable lil' Stewie

Finding Nemo... where exactly did he go

Crazy website names

Funny how an innocent little words can end up with a whole different meaning... let ur imagination run wild with these.

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity.

www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…

www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always

www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church . Their website is

www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:

www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at

www.gotahoe.com

Pictures speak louder then words

As the above title suggests (:

A keyboard made especially for the guys

Dog eat dog world

What can I say... it IS afterall a dog eat dog world and in this case... fish. Haha!

Hey.. how esle can you rise to the top? Office politics in a subtle form darlings. (:

The F-word =D

I finally found the vid version *grins* Do have the audio version on my mobile though (which is definately more hilarious). Slight explict content. Not for those under 16 ya? I'll probably get murdered by your parents.

Just for laughs =D

Just for laughs..

3 Star Hotel menu in China.. (:

Project status... 3 down 1 to go

PCD Parody - Buttons

Yet another parody, of PCD this time round. Seriously hilarious shit though I seriously do wonder where these guys find time to come up with it.. probably due to ummmmm sleepless nights like yours truely? LOL!

Buttons

Insta-slim

Wanna slim down without the tedious exercise and dieting procedures and minus the horrendously high lipo fees? Do it the easy way at the click of a button.

Insta-slim ; Internet hottie

Yet again the "wonders" of photoshop.. are you getting the real deal? LOL! Seriously funny shit

Guys who like hooking up over the net.. well.. uh.. the traditional face-to-face dating's still the best.

Anyway.. if the vid fails to load.. you can view it directly from the source as well.

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1665

Tickle me emo

Tickle me Emo :D

Do it yourself!

Shopping In China / Terrorist

This is one friggin' hilarious guy.. damn do I love Russell Peters.

Shopping in China

Indians vs. Terrorist

Been obsessing over Weird Al's vids..seriously hilarious, especially the parodies haha here are a few of 'em =D

Listen to the lyrics ya?

"Like A Surgeon" parodie of "Like A Virgin" by Madonna

"Fat" parodie of "Bad" by Michael J.

"Eat It" parodie to "Beat It" by Michael J.

"Amish Paradise" parodie to "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio

Hmm..pretty true...

*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

*SHOPPING MATH*

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can't find her man.

*LONGEVITY*

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

SmarT IndiaN

This is cute..STOLE it off Stephy darling's blog hope she doesn't mind LOL!

SMART INDIAN

Rajpat (father) : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride!!!"

Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."

Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.

Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"

Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok" That is how indians do business.

Smart indian? more like smart indian CONMAN. hah.

Anyway..this is WAYYYYYY COOL!

Can anyone get me one? *bats eyelids* muahahaha